Everyday, stealing time.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-26T22:13:00

2005-02-27T06:15:37Z

You will live in a Mansion.
You will drive a black bicycle.
You will marry Mark Nelson and have 2 kids.
You will be a Janitor in England.

lol. I live in a mansion in England with Mr.Nelson, but I drive a bicycle and work as a janitor. Hmm. I guess Mr.Nelson will be the main money-maker then.

Limes.

2005-02-26T21:04:08Z

My brother's friend [though I don't know his name] is very hot. He has this big, puckering lips. =] He's wearing a black jacket and tight black jeans. And black socks. I'm just bored and thought I'd right about him. He has pretty eyes too.
the end.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-25T20:59:00

2005-02-26T05:01:44Z

My grandma died 2 months ago, my aunt Betty just died, and my aunt Janice is in the hospital right now, dying as I type this.
Just thought I'd finally write that down.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-24T22:17:00

2005-02-25T06:18:47Z

I just watched Forest Gump. I'm 'bout to cry. :( Such a sad movie.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-24T17:59:00

2005-02-25T02:06:39Z

First period was boring. Second period was quite fun. Four square Champion of the World: Sarah Fetterly! I think Mark Tegio is cute. If he was not so loud, he would be quite the ladies man, if I don't say so myself. Third period was boring. Fourth period was also boring and annoying because Nathan sits right next to me and was babbling obnoxious comments into my ears [and the whole classes'] all period long. He really needs to learn when to hush up. Fifth period was humorous because of the so-called "education" video we had to watch, in which there were several school-inappropriate scenes. Gasp. I spent the whole time talking to Kayla, blowing bubbles with my gum and laughing about the movie. Sixth period was also boring. Mr.Douglas just read all these scripts that everyone wrote which, I must say, were basically all the same.
So now I am trying not to cut or bite myself, scream or run away.
I wish I lived with my dad.

[edit]

Go ahead, mom. Open another bottle of wine. Maybe on your third glass you'll finally be happy.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-23T21:17:00

2005-02-24T05:40:30Z

History
Ignored Mr.Nelson. Stared out the window. Wished I was a drug addict.

PE
Hung out with the adorably cute and hilarious CJ and Mark T.

Science
Became annoyed with my table members. Talked with the wonderful Gordon Genereaux.

Algebra
Did one of the hardest, most pointless problems we've ever had to do. I repeatedly raised my hand for help, and everytime Ms.Riley just said simple one or two sentence replies and walked away, leaving me still not knowing what the hell I was doing. Finally, after me sitting there, not working [obviously], Ms.Riley walks over to me and says that I have to stay after class. I dislike her.

English
My whole table left for the library except for me so I was forced to sit with Alex Abate [cool] and Nikki Djfarian [not cool]. Anyways. I annoyed Ms.Lee by correcting her spelling multiple times and being suspiciously pleasant towards her [e.g. "Would you like me to pass those out for you, Ms.Lee?"] ~~Me and Mark~~ Mark and I are a duo.

Drama
Had to watch boringly stupid seventh graders perform their annoying little monologues. It was quite funny, actually. Yesterday, this little, frail seventh grader girl named Jordan ,who transferred into drama at the beginning of the second semester, performed her monologue for the first time, and when she began, she messed up within 1 minute and said "Ugh oh my god, can I start again?" So she was given a second chance, which I must say, is very rare. So she starts again. She gets a little bit further than the first time, but yet again, she messes up. Being the unprofessional girl that she is, stood up and threw a little temper tantrum. She then proceded to walk behind the curtain so we could not see her and stayed there for a few minutes. [We had just assumed she was trying to keep herself from breaking into tears.] It was 1/4 humorous and 3/4 painful to watch. I'm glad she's less smug now. I think she respects all the more experienced people in drama now.

Party Monster is one of my top five favorite movies.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-21T21:37:00

2005-02-22T05:55:17Z

You spin me right round,baby
Right round, like a record baby, right round round round.

Today I watched Party Monsters, an awesome movie. Then I watched a movie called Johnathon Livingston Seagull.

Macaulay Culkin is great. I want to have him.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-20T22:30:00

2005-02-21T06:33:02Z

If I had a cellphone, I would program your heartbeat as my ringtone.
Can I come on your face now?

Ha. Amusing Valentines Day card.
I think tomorrow I will go to a thrift store and buy some stuff. Would anyone like to come with me?

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-19T12:40:00

2005-02-19T20:44:41Z

On Thursday Mr.Nelson came up to me and was like "Allison, thanks for coming to that meeting yesterday. If you continue to do that it'll up your spot on the waiting list." So I was like "Cool." And then later when I was walking to his class with Alex he stopped me and he was like "Oh yeah Allison you moved up like, 6 spots on the wait list because of the people who didn't show yesterday."
=]
So now I'm number 15 instead of 21. Good news.

There doesn't seem to be anybody else who agrees with me.

2005-02-19T05:20:49Z

My mother is really stupid sometimes. I walked over to where she was sitting and began to sit down next to her and then she like yelled and she was like "You sat on my toe!" Because apparently she hurt her toe yesterday. And I was like "Oh sorry." And she started like, whining and pouting and she's like "I was FINE until YOU came over here!" And I just looked at her like "Who the fuck do you think you are?" And she said "I had a bad day at work" And I was just like, ugh. I just said "Oh I feel so SORRY for you." And walked away.
Everything I do annoys her or hurts her or makes her angry at me. Sometimes I think I should just never talk to her or have any contact with her at all so that I don't RUIN her fucking life. But then, if I ignore her for like, 10 minutes she'll be like "What's wrong with you!?" And then SHE gets mad at ME.
I can't win.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-17T23:40:00

2005-02-18T07:42:28Z

I just finished watching Garden State. [finally!]
I also watched Saved! which was ok but obviously Garden State was better. Zach Braff has such huge lips! And nose. Hmm. ;-)
Anyways, delightful movie.
I might want the soundtrack eventually.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-11T20:59:00

2005-02-12T05:01:41Z

Hmm.
Well I think anyone can use the word "loke" whenever they want! I think it's cool. Cuz maybe "like" is too little of a word but "love" is too big!
I loke you. You could also say live but that's already a word so it doesn't work the same. Coolpoints. lol Anyone who actually uses the phrase "coolpoints" loses coolpoints!!!!!
I have like negative 100.

I <3 Shelly and all her little phrases.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-11T12:12:00

2005-02-11T20:13:36Z

Oh please.

Make me feel tiny if it makes you feel tall but there's always someone cooler than you.

2005-02-10T23:07:06Z

I'm really tired of people complaining about their lives. I mean, people who really have no reason to complain. It's just so fucking stupid but even if you try to tell them that they're being stupid by complaining they'll just tell you "you don't get it" and whatnot, which of course is bullshit.

Now that I've got the disease
In a way I'm relieved
Cuz I don't have to stress about it like you do.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-09T20:37:00

2005-02-10T04:40:37Z

Whew. Ok. Tonight was the Parent Production in our drama class where everyone performs the plays that we've been working on for about 2 months. It went pretty well. There were some mishaps though. Read the convo.

sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: ugh my parents were being such FUCKS at the parent production thing
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: not so much my mom just my dad.
holdmyheart79: lol why
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: ok
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: my dad
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: was like, "allison if you dont want me here just tell me!" and i was like "dad i want you here ok i'm just nervous!"
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: and then he took me out of the class outside and totally fucking cussed me out
holdmyheart79: ?? why!
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: he's like "if you don't want me here then just tell me cuz i don't need your bullshit. don't you EVER talk to me or your mother like that ever fucking again or i will fucking leave!"
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: and its like "GOD I'M SORRY BUT I'M JUST NERVOUS CUZ I'M ABOUT TO PERFORM IN FRONT OF 60 PEOPLE, HALF OF THEM BEING PARENTS!"
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: god.
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: it's like, doesn't he UNDERSTAND that i wasn't trying to be rude but i had ALOT of stuff to do and he kept trying to talk and plus i was nervous
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: and so then he made me cry like 10 minutes before i was going to go on!
holdmyheart79: aw thats horrible!
holdmyheart79: i'm sorry :-(
holdmyheart79: how did it go?
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: well everyone says that i did really well once i got on the stage
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: and then like, 10 other people's groups went after mine
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: and then at the end of it all my dad was just like "ok i'm gonna go. good job." and i was like "ok. thanks. bye."
sUrFsKaTeLoVeR: i'd like to see him go up there and do what i did and still be all perfectly calm. :-\
holdmyheart79: seriously
holdmyheart79: stupid.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-02-07T20:40:00

2005-02-08T04:41:01Z

Oh goodness. What's all this about now?

Cut your teeth, cut your mouth. Cut it out.

2005-02-06T20:57:01Z

Beauty untamed, stupid and wild. Poster boy, you're society's child.

In 2 hours I will be at the Elliot's house at a Superbowl Party. Why the hell are we having huge parties for football? If you think about all the other much more important things in the world, such as people and children that have no homes, clothes, food, etc. It seems pretty fucked up that us Americans are sitting our fat asses on our couches and celebrating a fucking game of football.
Go Chargers. =/

I puffed the magic dragon.

2005-02-05T03:17:04Z

Ew I just burped and it tasted like Green Tea. =]

So today was fairly decent. History was ok. When we were waiting outside of his door in the morning I was all quiet and just standing next to the door looking at my feet and Mr.Nelson opened the door and he was like "What is with you, Allison?" I just looked at him and walked inside. Hmm.
Everything else was pretty boring. Science was kinda cool since we were burning chemicals. PE was funny with that retard guy at the assembly.
"We even have the flavors that people don't like that much.."

Hehe. Anyways. Then afterschool I went to the beach and was practically molested by my dad's friend Ray. He was changing out of his wetsuit and he was completely naked and covered by one towel around his waist and he said to me "You wanna see tinky winky?" Yes I'm serious. I was like "You're so gross, Ray." And then later he was like "What's wrong with your voice? It sounds kinda sexy"
...Pedofile.

And what did he get? Well, a big boost of confidence.

2005-02-01T04:34:57Z

Today was pretty groovy.
In recent news:

-Ben's bro Josh burned a crator into his carpet [gotta love those guys.]
-Going to Amanda's casa tomorrow =]

I wish I had x-ray vision. Or I could fly. If I had a list of superpowers that I WANT!!! It would look like this:

1) Flying
2) X-ray vision

Yep. That's the list.

I <3 Jack Black.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-01-29T15:40:00

2005-01-29T23:46:16Z

Today has, so far, just been a day of solid relaxation. I woke up and my mom gave me breakfast in bed, for no reason, which was nice. And then I took a shower and watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off and then watched French Kiss and then watched Thelma & Louise [obviously one of my favorites cuz I've seen it like, 300 times!]
Amanda and I are having an enthralling conversation about Sex & the City [a very cool show]. It's cool how we both really like the show. I want to get all the little season dvd things for it. =]

theslit_wrists @ 2005-01-28T20:51:00

2005-01-29T04:52:28Z

I'm so sleepy right now. I took two cups of cough medicine and 3 pain killers.

I feel like I'm gonna OD.

You're crazy! I think I wanna have your baby.

2005-01-24T23:41:57Z

Throat still hurts. =(

History
Mr.Nelson wiped his nose the whole time lol. Mark T. is funny. Tomorrow I'm gonna get a book to do the dialectical journal on. Yeah whatever I'm a nerd I don't care.

PE
Fun when I was with Amanda and Ben in the beginning but then it got less fun.

Science
Boring.

Algebra
Boring.

Lunch
It was ok.

English
Boring, but I actually got some work done this time. And I marked down a stupid thing Ms.Lee said. This is what I wrote:
1/24 "It shouldn't be as hard as..some people..is havin difficulties.."
lol that's exactly what she said.

Drama
Grr Mr.Douglas is so infuriating sometimes!

tonsilittis.

2005-01-23T02:18:16Z

Egh. My throat hurts whenever I swallow. Like I'm swallowing acid.

I like the movie Stepmom. And the movie Clue.
So obviously I have been sitting on the couch watching tv with a box of Kleenex handy.

I hope I don't have to miss school on Monday.
I just don't want to have extra make-up work.

=/

Please stop. You're making yourself look bad.

Getcha freak on!

2005-01-19T02:59:42Z

Today was pretty mild. Mild being boring!
God I hate Ms.Riley. So dumb. And I hate algebra! It's not like, SUPER hard for me, but it's still just so stupid and pointless.

theslit_wrists @ 2005-01-17T21:20:00

2005-01-18T05:26:06Z

Ooh goodness. Tonight was a night.

So Amanda,Ben,Nathan and I all went to the mall and saw Meet the Fockers, which was a pretty good movie. Nathan took pictures during it and people in the back yelled at us. Then we basically just walked around.
We went into Spencer's Gifts and were looking at the "adult section" and this lady was like "you guys need to be 18 or older to be in this section" and Nathan was like "Oh they didn't tell us that last time." and this guy was like "Hey get out of here, we don't need your smart mouth in my store!" and we thought he was just talking to Nathan but turns out he was talking to all of us. So we left and this weird security guy starting following us around the whole store!
Anways it was hilarious. Took some pictures which I will be sure to put on my binder. =]

Gosh it's been a while since I've gone to the mall with my friends before tonight.